“I love the idea of having sex at work. I’ve never done that before.” “I’d be happy to devirginize you ;)” “I was hoping you would. I’m so horny just thinking about it.” “I was walking downtown yesterday and saw some long skirts for sale…bought one, wearing it today with a tank top.” “Jesus…that’s exactly

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Last year, I went through a brief cougar phase. Fuck, why not? Let’s see what these Millennials can do in the boudoir. 5’10”, a nice, white Minneapolis boy with a wide grin on a wide face, curly hair and beard. Works in the tasting room at a small winery. Just like for Prince, this Darling

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Two straight guys I was seeing in town individually both expressed an interest in MFM. Well, let’s get this group together for a drink and see what happens, shall we? Pro was an ex-pro golfer, 5’9″, Irish, early 50s, divorced, no kids, pot head tasting room associate, creative builder, silly, family money, large long cock,

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During our time dating, Nerdie and I have been also been looking for couples and unicorn women to see and “play” with together. The Burning Couple was the first couple we matched with on Tinder. The Burning Couple because they enjoy the occasional party drug, clubbing and well, Burning Man. Living together for the past

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It was a beautiful summer afternoon in Napa. I was enjoying a beer with Nerdie at an outdoor table on Main Street. We were cracking jokes, laughing and flirting. We starting talking about his roommate who has the uncanny ability to get girls, and get them into bed fast. I witnessed this firsthand, repeatedly. One

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Ever since I had a two week affair with the neighbor two doors down from my family’s beach house in NC two years ago, I’ve had a thing for older men. I mean older. 6′, white balding hair, British Canadian from Montreal, retired banker who still dabbles, not too big of a belly, flat ass,

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He and I chatted over the next few months. About a cocktail I was trying to make out of a Thai Chile Jelly I made. About the “Ethical Slut.” He was a good fairy to me. I told him about this blog. The first guy I had felt comfortable to tell. “I am sex positive and

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I’ve come to call some of my first dates fairies. It has nothing to do with their sexual orientation, but rather that they fly in, sprinkle some pixie dust of insight or knowledge, and then flutter away. It’s usually not their physical appearance that attracts me, but rather something about their life experiences urges me

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I met The Couple on Feeld. If you are unfamiliar with that dating app and need a refresher, read the first few paragraphs of this post. Like other singles and couples I had been matched with, it was just a lot of kinky chatting. These folks were the first ones to invite me for a

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For a brief time I created a profile on Plenty of Fish, an unremarkable dating app that seemed wholly focused on “Netflix and chill.” I started texting with a guy, Creeper, that quickly became sexting. 46, 6′, short dark hair, fit but not ripped from the pictures I saw, great cheek bones, square jawline, events

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