Author: Miss Dyyna
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Darling Nicky: Over a Barrel, Part II
“I love the idea of having sex at work. I’ve never done that before.” “I’d be happy to devirginize you ;)” “I was hoping you would. I’m so horny just thinking about it.” “I was walking downtown yesterday and saw some long skirts for sale…bought one, wearing it today with a tank top.” “Jesus…that’s exactly…
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Darling Nicky: Over a Barrel, Part I
Last year, I went through a brief cougar phase. Fuck, why not? Let’s see what these Millennials can do in the boudoir. 5’10”, a nice, white Minneapolis boy with a wide grin on a wide face, curly hair and beard. Works in the tasting room at a small winery. Just like for Prince, this Darling…
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The Pro and the Addict: MFM
Two straight guys I was seeing in town individually both expressed an interest in MFM. Well, let’s get this group together for a drink and see what happens, shall we? Pro was an ex-pro golfer, 5’9″, Irish, early 50s, divorced, no kids, pot head tasting room associate, creative builder, silly, family money, large long cock,…
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Burning Couple: Scared Straight
During our time dating, Nerdie and I have been also been looking for couples and unicorn women to see and “play” with together. The Burning Couple was the first couple we matched with on Tinder. The Burning Couple because they enjoy the occasional party drug, clubbing and well, Burning Man. Living together for the past…
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Nerdie: His Booty Broke the Internet
It was a beautiful summer afternoon in Napa. I was enjoying a beer with Nerdie at an outdoor table on Main Street. We were cracking jokes, laughing and flirting. We starting talking about his roommate who has the uncanny ability to get girls, and get them into bed fast. I witnessed this firsthand, repeatedly. One…
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User Manual, Part B
How to turn me on emotionally “This section shares a few basics of how you operate on an emotional level. The goal is to lay out your emotional groundwork so a partner will be aware of your land mines.” I am not sure I care for the negative approach this section takes to the subject.…
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The World Will Catch Me: Pre-Explosion
A little over a year ago, I blew up my life. I was in a rebound relationship with a very nice guy, who I haven’t introduced but should. Let’s call him Mechanic. I’ll tell his story another time. That summer I was still so depressed after having broken up with PhD the previous fall. I…
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Roasted Peach Compote
Nerdie gave me a half a flat of peaches from Gold Country where his dad lives. There were pretty ripe so I didn’t think they would hold up being baked in a pie. Instead, I envisioned a sweet and savory chunky jam that would go equally well with cheese as it would over vanilla ice…
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Ever since I had a two week affair with the neighbor two doors down from my family’s beach house in NC two years ago, I’ve had a thing for older men. I mean older. 6′, white balding hair, British Canadian from Montreal, retired banker who still dabbles, not too big of a belly, flat ass,…
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A Fairy and A Prostitute: Part 2
He and I chatted over the next few months. About a cocktail I was trying to make out of a Thai Chile Jelly I made. About the “Ethical Slut.” He was a good fairy to me. I told him about this blog. The first guy I had felt comfortable to tell. “I am sex positive and…
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